After a luncheon hosted
by the 'Queen in- London in his honor, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada
had this to say for his vote of thanks.
My majesty Mr.
Queen Sir', horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies
under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely..... Mr. Queen, sir; and also
what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have
really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to
you keenly open up from ail windows: so that all those plenty climates can come
into lunch. But before I go back to my counties with a plane from the Entebbe
airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda
so that we can also revenge on you.
You will eat a full cow and also feel up your
stomach and walk with' difficulties because of full stomach completely. even
when you want to rest at night, I will make sure you sleep on top of me in the
top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all gravity of
fresh air
But now am
sorry because I have to tell you I have made a short call on you only , but
next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely .
Thank you very much and allow me to undress you completely before these
extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.
Lastly but
not list , I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of
Uganda and also the British international anthem , your majesty sir , I thank
you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of
Uganda
With this
few words I thank you Sir.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! i always like how the Ugandans do their English. always gets to me...
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